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Jericho:
Hitler and Stalin are sitting at the bar. A patron walks up to the bar and asks the barman if thats Hitler and Stalin sitting over there. He says yes. The man goes over to Hitler and Stalin and asks what they are doing. "We're planning world war 3" says Stalin. "We're going to kill 14 million jews and 1 bike repair man" says Hitler "Why the bike repair man?" The patron asks. Hitler says to Stalin "See? I told you no one would ask about the jews."
Jericho:
A husband and wife get in a car accident. Husband's okay other than some scrapes and bruises, but wife falls into a coma. For weeks the husband sits by her side in the hospital. One night, though he feels bad about it, he starts getting horny. He reaches over, slides his hand under her gown, runs his hand slowly up her thigh, but pulls it back suddenly when he notices the beeping heart monitor pick up pace.
The next day he takes the doctor aside and tells him. "Interesting," the doctor says, "She's responding. Maybe try more tonight? Maybe oral sex?" The husband still thinks it's a little wrong, but agrees to try it.
That night, a Code Blue rings out in the halls. Nurses rush in to revive the flatlining wife. The husband stands outside, stunned, when the doctor pulls him aside and asks "What happened? Did you try the oral sex?"
"Yes," says the husband, blankly.
"Well, what happened?" the doctor asks.
The husband answers, "Well, she just started choking." ;D ;D ;D ;D
Kolka:
- Хау мач вочес?
- Тен вочес.
- Сач мач?!
- Фо хум хау.
- МГИМО финишд ?
- Аск...
Kara Squadron Shadow Warrior:
--- Цитата: Kolka от 06.12.2012 18:10:30 ---- Хау мач вочес?
- Тен вочес.
- Сач мач?!
- Фо хум хау.
- МГИМО финишд ?
- Аск...
--- Конец цитаты ---
-Джимсы е?
-Джимсов нема. Чухасы е.
-А який сайз?
-Як раз на Ваш.
-Орлайт, завертайте.
Vladko:
;DЯ есть русский
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